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  • Artist Info: I guess I should tell you about myself. Why else would you click? Other than my media is always pure win. Agree or die. ;B<br />
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    Read this BEFORE you friend request me. <br />
    If you have any other questions after this, ask politely. :]<br />
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    Name; Call me D. <br />
    Age; 28<br />
    Sex; Thanks, but I'll pass. <br />
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    I'm pro-choice, pro-death, pro-cannibalism.<br />
    I'm anti-rabbit, anti-hair, anti-cinnamon.<br />
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    I don't like television. I don't like coming in contact with water. I don't want to see you. <br />
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    I like movies. I like polka. I like otome games. <br />
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    I'm afraid of fish, crowds of strangers, weird noises at night.<br />
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    I'm allergic to oranges, gel capsules, cold medicine. <br />
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    I collect broken silverware, teeth, empty vaccination bottles, old medical books, old medical equipment, porcelain dolls, anything Alice, lockets, ghosts. <br />
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    My favorite food is broccoli. I like my burgers medium well. I like to dip my chicken in ketchup. I make incredible soup. <br />
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    I won't eat anything that came out of the water. I won't eat anything with cinnamon in. I won't eat anything that was even in the same grocery bag as an orange or product with orange in it. I won't eat anything off a bone.<br />
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    I'm part German, and extremely proud of it. I'm just as stubborn as my stereotype implies. I have to win a fight. I will never back down. Do not get in an arguement about certain subjects with me. I will launch a war.<br />
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    Names interest me. I have an extreme dislike of certain names. I have an extreme fondness of certain names. It's probably better if you don't tell me your name. I might stop talking to you just because I don't like your name. It gets awkward, doncha know. <br />
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    I have several different disorders, dangerous obsessions, and addictions. I do a lot of stuff that's probably illegal or immoral or a sin. I honestly don't care and you're not going to convince me to stop. If it makes you uncomfortable, then just leave. Don't judge me and I'll return the favor. <br />
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    Just because I'm inked doesn't mean I want to see your tramp stamp. Keep your pictures to yourself. Looking at pictures of who I'm talking to gives me the creeps. <br />
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    I hate Linkin Park with a passion, don't ask me why. I'm absolutely mad about Rammstein. Lung power and deep voices impress me greatly. Country "music" is the sound the devil makes when he's trying to take a really big shit. <br />
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    I love a lot of different anime and manga, but I'm picky. I love Battle Royale, anything by Junji Ito and Ibitsu. I hate Naruto and Fruits Basket. Rabid fans of either can stfu or gtfo. I don't want to read your slash. Keep your crappily drawn or written pornography away from people who have good taste. I will not tell you about my personal fandom characters, I expect the same from you. <br />
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    I tend to do some pretty reckless and dangerous things. Like driving 80mph in the country at midnight when it's foggy and during deer hunting season. I'm also a bit of a pyro. <br />
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    I'm bisexual. Single. I am not looking. I will not let you know if I change my mind. I am not interested in you. I'm not here to date. Too old for that crap.<br />
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    Suck my diiiick, I'm a shaaaark.<br />
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    I'm offensive and proud. Don't bother letting me know when I've crossed the line, I won't care. I'm also a slight nudist in person. Most of my household prefers to walk around nude. It's fun. Try it sometime. <br />
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    I swear like a sailor and cook like your mother. I'm always down to swap recipes as long as they don't contain seafood or oranges. I like to think I'd make a good housewife as long as I had a muzzle on me. I do bite. <br />
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    I'm not as much of a hardass as I may come across as, I'm just weird. I guarantee you'll never find another woman like me. Whether that's a blessing or a curse is up to your discretion.
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