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Yes, I'm a chick. <br />
Suck it. ♥<br />
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Hello, fellow internet addicts.<br />
My name is Mister Orgasm.<br />
But you can call me whatever you want.<br />
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There are a lot of things that you should know about me, but I'm too lazy to write it all out, so I'll just list the important things.<br />
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1. I won't speak to you if you're a noob or you use chatspeak. I hate it and it makes me want to kick babies off of cliffs.<br />
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2. I swear like a sailor and I make lots of sexual jokes. So, children, be sure to have your parents with you to either explain what I'm saying or to shield your eyes.<br />
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3. I'm extremely sarcastic most of the time.<br />
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4. I'm a video game addict. Half of my time is spent on video games. The other half is spent sleeping.<br />
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5. I'm a Junior in high school. You can figure out my age from that if you aren't stupid.<br />
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6. I'm also addicted to anime and cute Japanese things.<br />
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7. I hate whores. If you whore yourself to me, I'll just laugh in your face.<br />
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8. I will not reveal my sexual orientation to you unless I can trust you.<br />
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9. Music is my life. Without it, I go insane. (See list of favorite bands below).<br />
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10. I like baking. It's awesome.<br />
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Favorite Bands:<br />
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Dope<br />
Cinema Bizarre<br />
Tokio Hotel<br />
Avenged Sevenfold<br />
Bullet For My Valentine<br />
t.A.T.u.<br />
Death Cab For Cutie<br />
Aerosmith<br />
Mindless Self Indulgence<br />
AFI<br />
Linkin Park<br />
Marilyn Manson<br />
Rob Zombie<br />
Muse<br />
Nirvana<br />
Within Temptation<br />
Three Days Grace<br />
Rammstein<br />
System of a Down<br />
The Veronicas