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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. <br />
Girl: Slow down! I'm scared. <br />
Guy: No. This is fun. <br />
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! <br />
Guy: Then tell me you love me. <br />
Girl: I love you now slow down! <br />
Guy: Now give me a big hug. <br />
She gave him a big hug. <br />
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? It's bothering me. <br />
*In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile <br />
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ME MUTHA****!!!<br />
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Okay you want to know a little bit about me? Ummm... o...k....<br />
My name is alex but call me eric!Im like 6 foot 3 and 16, im mega into sports, i guess you could say im popular( well kinda wink . Alot of people say im a whore because i always have a girlfriend and if i dont its because i just dumped a girl( or got accused of cheating(long story). I use to be accused of bieng emo, i dont know why im not that emotional, now im preepy. Oh i almost forgot! Im half white and half Puerto Rican. <br />
WHAT ERIC LIKES!!!<br />
1. People who be themselves( unless there a**holes jk)<br />
2.People who like me.<br />
3.Getting friend requests( hint... hint)<br />
4.I like rap, punk, metal, r and b, some jazz.<br />
5.Girls and lots of them.<br />
6. People who speak spanish english,polish, or all of them!!<br />
7.Ummm... did i mention girls?<br />
8.My sk8board(which ill have a pic up in like a week)<br />
9.My Zune, ipods suck!!!!!<br />
10.STARBUCKS!!!!!!<br />
11OMFG!!!!!! I ALMOST FORGOT!!!!! I LUV GAIAONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
STUFF ERIC F***** HATES!!!<br />
1.People who try to be cooler than they really are.<br />
2. People who sware a lot.<br />
3.People who cut themselves just to be cool.<br />
4.Girls who say no when i ask them out( lol justkidding i understand if say know)<br />
5. People who call me a nerd because i play gaia( ill kill u savi!!)<br />
6.Peaoplewho call me emo, i am as far from emo as u can get i just happen to like tight pants and punk( ow that makes me sound gay)<br />
WHAT I LOOK LIKE!!!<br />
Asi said before im like 6'3, i have brown(almost black) curly hair that cud be made 9into an afro if i left it alone for a long time, i am mega skinny, i have brown eyes(that ive been told turn red in the sun b4) my skin i kinda mocha-ish. Fer u retards who have no imagination ill have a pic up in like a week so u gaze upon my beautty everyday(jk).<br />
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my sk8board brand spanking new!!!<br />
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only pic of me on my phone srry<br />
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