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  • Artist Info: I'm currently looking for good, preferably cheap or free, avi art! Send me a link, or if you make avi art, PM me!<br />
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    *WARNING! Random, and potentially boring crap ahead!*<br />
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    Note: the avis around my profile are all my real-life friends.... Yes. I have friends.<br />
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    HI! I am a random, retarded psycho who is obsessed with science, and some day I plan to be a forensic pathologist. (That's a fancy name for a dead-person-cutter-upper.) My nicknames are Maya, Ema, Osaka, That Crazy Half-Japanese With Azn Rage Problems, Nerd, Fatty, Apple Butter, Steve, Hairy Balls (don't ask about the last two), Miso Butt, Haruko, Haru/Haru-chan, and more. I usually use the first three nicknames though. Oh, by the way, my username is an acronym for Online Entity Giving Infants A Punt. That's right. I punt your babies. Hahaha, jk.... maybe. It's really Online Entity Giving Internet A Poke. Yeah, it's lame, but I'm keeping it that until I get a thesaurus. <br />
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    A few random facts about me: I'm a Leo (dur, check my birthday). I love winter, hate spring and summer (Ironically, my middle name means spring and I was born in the summer). I enjoy staring out into space and just thinking, even if it does make me look like a stupid ditz. I have an odd sense of humor. My fave band is the Beatles since I was raised on them. My sport is skiing, but I do a little surfing on the side. I plan on joining the National Ski Patrol as a volunteer, but for now I'm in Junior Ski Patrol (LE GASPE! A hint about my age!). I'm lazy, but when I'm motivated nothing gets in my way. I love my family's (mom's side) heritage land of Japan (more specifically, Okinawa) and everything in it. I don't really like my white side... sorry dad. I have a red belt in Soo Bahk Do (South Korean karate) which is one away from black. My fave book series is the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" series. Um... that's all for now.<br />
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    I like Pokemon a lot, I've been obsessed since Red version came out. (My favorite Pokemon is Pichu, closely followed by Eevee.) My favorite animals are a tie between penguins (Mostly the emperor penguin) and cats (I like 'em all except those creepy hairless ones. THOSE ARE NOT CATS, THEY'RE HAIRLESS MONSTROCITIES THAT ARE MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO NAKED MOLE RATS THAN ANY FELINE I KNOW!) I also have a love of anime and all things Japanese.... especially the food... cuz fatty looooves food.<br />
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    I do not give out personal information on the internet, but I will say I'm single, STRAIGHT (nothing against gays though), and a half-Japanese fatass (although my friends say I'm not. LIES! I AM!). If you know me, you'll know not to use my real name on the internet or I will hunt you down and KILL YOU WITH MAH AZN RAGE. I also do not add people to my friend list who don't at least PM me first. I don't mind if you're a noob. Just have the courtesy to get to know me before just saying "LOL, U look liek u have moneh/gold! I'M ADDING YOU TO MY FRIEND LIST AND NOT TELLING YOU!"... but if you're that type of person, I guess you're not reading this. My policy on noobs: Just as long as they don't beg for gold or items, they're fine if they respect people and their opinions. I think the amount of gold you has isn't the measure of your status: If you are a jerk who begs for gold or doesn't respect others and uses really bad grammar YOU GUYS ARE THE REAL NOOBS.<br />
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    Whatever you do, don't give me sugar or caffine. Why? Three words: I go insane.<br />
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    This be me having a spaz-attack: User Image<br />
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    I kinda go through little obsessions/fandoms that last a while. A few of my current fandoms: Phoenix Wright/Apollo Justice, The World Ends With You (JOSHUA~), Death Note, Pet Shop of Horrors, Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged, Hetalia, Beef Ribs, and Pokehmanz.<br />
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    This be mah fangirl face: User Image<br />
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    If you want to get me something that I will love you forever for, these items below are the items to get. I'm not begging for them or anything, but I rly, rly want them... Oh, and if it says "bought" already, I'd like a second one cuz I love it so much... but you don't have to get me it cuz they're usually more expensive.<br />
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    Geez... Looking at my wishlist, I feel really greedy... It's mostly just there for my reference though.
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