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The icy feeling in your chest 
The prickling of your hair 
These are signs to warn you 
That something lurks out there 
You may just not believe it 
But I know that it's true 
There is a darker side 
To the world you thought you knew 
So be fearful of the night 
Trust in what you feel 
For evil does exist 
And nightmares can be real
 
 
 
 
XD Supernatural = most intense love x infinity 
 
 
 
 
 
 
...or at least I was until it became 'The Blaine Show' and Sam left. Oh well. 
 
 
And Finchel...also Faberry. 
 
The closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow becomes. But don't be afraid. 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps, 
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants, 
I come before you, skinny and stout, 
To tell you a tale I know nothing about. 
Admission is free, so pay at the door. 
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor. 
I'lll tell you a story you've all heard before. 
One bright day in the middle of the night, 
Two dead boys got up to fight. 
One was blind and the other couldn't see 
So they chose a dummy for a referee. 
A blind man went to see fair play; 
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!" 
Back to back they faced each other, 
Drew their swords and shot one another, 
A deaf policeman heard the noise, 
And came to arrest the two dead boys. 
He lived on the corner in the middle of the block 
in a two story house on a vacant lot. 
A paralysed donkey passing by, 
Kicked the lawman in the eye. 
He crashed through a wall without making a sound 
Into a dry ditch and suddenly drowned. 
A mute onlooker shrieked in fright 
And a lame man danced at the ghastly sight 
A long black hearse came to cart him away 
But he ran for his life and is still gone today. 
I watched from the corner of a big round table 
The only eyewitness to the facts of my fable 
But if you don't believe this lie is true 
Just ask the blind man he saw it too. 
 
 
Oh, and guess what? 
I JUST LOST THE GAME!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 
 
Yay! I was a zETA!
 
About 
 
 
"It has been said that time heals all wounds. I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue, and the pain lessens, but it is never gone." 
-Rose Kennedy
 

 
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WARNING 
The following information may contain coarse language, disturbing images, pointless crap, and other material that may unsuitable for sane people or those actually looking for a profile that is not screwed up. Viewer discretion is advised.
 
 
Hi, my name is Jen, but you can call me Jen. I realize the only thing that really matters to others is their interests, so some common ground can possibly be found. Therefore, I'm going to skip talking about my boring life, and move on to my interests in cool point-form-ness mode with bonus colon: 
 
I like cheese. 
 
Anime and Manga are amazing and are the basic building blocks of my life (unless you're a biologist and know that proteins are the basic building blocks of life). 
 
Best Anime/Manga: Pandora Hearts, Fullmetal Alchemist, D.Gray-Man, Ouran High School Host Club, One Piece, Wolf's Rain. 
 
The Best anime characters ever: Edward Elric, Oz Bezarius, Allen Walker, Monkey D. Luffy, Toboe, Tamaki Suoh, and many more. 
 
Best show in existance: Supernatural Merlin and Glee(maybe not so much anymore) 
 
Runners Up: Criminal Minds 
 
Funniest Show Ever: Strangers with Candy 
 
Fanfiction is the other part of my life. Eating, breathing, talking, and school are just obstacles in the way of FF. 
 
Treasure Planet is the best cartoon movie (not including anime) to exist, and the best adaption of "Treasure Island" to exist. 
 
Young Avengers. 
 
I normally hate the romance genre. However, I love OHSHC, and I'm a hardcore Glee shipper. 
 
I am a happy paddler in the KUM CANOE. I think I'm the only one on this site. MOST OF MY DAY IS SPENT FANTASIZING ABOUT SAM AND KURT. THEY ARE ENDGAME. I DON'T CARE IF SAM IS NO LONGER ON THE SHOW. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT KLAINE OR KURTOFSKY. DEAL WITH IT OR GET OFF MY PROFILE PAGE. Also Puckurt and Kinn are love. Furt is beautful. 
 

 
 
 
Okay, so I lied. Here's some random shit about me to fill up space: 
 
 
I wish I could become an alchemist or a pirate or a hunter. But I can't. It sucks. 
 
I think almost everything is funny. 
 
I've always wanted to have a mashed potato fight. 
 
Reading and writing = love. 
 
Same with videogames. 
 
I have a horrible memory. 
 
I suck at coming up with insults or comebacks. 
 
I'm on and . 
 
I can't think of what else to say. 
 
 
-->It's all pointless. Mankind's self appointed purpose is to remove need, to create anything to rid themselves of needs, in turn removing conflict. Without conflict, there is no character growth, and no strength. Without strength there is weakness, which in itself is a conflict. There is no escaping hardship and conflict. Life is one big circle of trying to rid ourselves of conflict, in turn creating more conflict. So what's the point? An optimist would say, "The point is to work past your conflicts, and live life to the fullest. Make it as good as you can, make it worthwhile." Well I say that life is pointless, so why does it matter if we don't always do what's right? Why bother doing what's right? Live life to the fullest by doing what you want, not what's right, we're never going to be conflict free, there's always going to be pain, make it better however you want. No rules, no reason to fear. It's all just going to end someday anyway; you're not making it out of this world alive. ~ Beth ~<--
 
 
 
 
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 3 times. 
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Third Level of Hell!
 
 
 
Third Level of Hell 
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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws. 
 
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv 
 
&^%$#@! 
:I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about.:
 
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~-Even after I became a soldier, war still seemed like something that happened in a far off land where I couldn't see it or someone else fought and died. It didn't seem real; I thought war had nothing to do with me. But now that I've learned there's someone who's willing to start war--who's going to start war just for the stone. I know that as long as there are people who seek the stone's power that bloodshed will keep happening. 
 
And I know the desire for that power lurks somewhere in all of us. 
-~Edward Elric
 
 
 
 
My fanfiction profile
 
Where all my fav's are located, not including the one's I'm reading (can you say...hundreds?) 
 
 
My fanfiction.net username is jenelric. Most of the scars on my brain are because of evil messed up fanfictions. Fanfiction will take over the world one day...although before or after chickens is stilll undecided. 
 
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Some Children's Books that Didn't Make the Cut 
 
1. You Are Different and That's Bad 
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 
3. Dad's New Wife Robert 
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 
9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 
10. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption 
11. Grandpa Gets a Casket 
12. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 
13. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 
14. Strangers Have the Best Candy 
15. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 
16. You Were an Accident 
17. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 
18. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games 
19. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan 
20. Your Nightmares Are Real 
21. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School 
22. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 
23. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things 
24. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 
 
falalacheckyootiera 
 
19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 
 
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 
 
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 
 
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 
 
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN” 
 
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso. 
 
6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.” 
 
7. Don't use any punctuation 
 
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 
 
9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 
 
10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.” 
 
11. Sing along at the Opera. 
 
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme. 
 
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 
 
14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood. 
 
15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!” 
 
16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!" 
 
17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.” 
 
18. Got to a restaurant and order diet water with a serious face. 
 
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... 
 
19. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy.
 
Page Break- NO! It's NOT ok!!
 
 
Skippy's List: The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to do in the US Army
 
These are only a few. The whole list can be found here. 
 
1. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I'm supposed to be working. 
 
2. My proper military title is "Specialist Schwarz" not "Princess Anastasia". 
 
7. Not allowed to add "In accordance with the prophesy" to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me. 
 
10. Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on government time. 
 
18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous "Barbie Girl Dance" while on duty. 
 
29. The Irish MPs are not after "Me frosted lucky charms". 
 
31. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions. 
 
32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post. 
 
33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody. 
 
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody. 
 
36. Can't have flashbacks to wars I was not in. (The Spanish-American War isn't over). 
 
37. Our medic is called "Sgt Larwasa", not "Dr. Feelgood". 
 
38. Our supply Sgt is "Sgt Watkins", not "Sugar Daddy". 
 
49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for "magic beans". 
 
51. Not allowed to quote "Dr Seuss" on military operations. 
 
65. There are no evil clowns living under my bed. 
 
77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for." 
 
79. I am neither the king nor queen of cheese. 
 
80. Not allowed to wear a dress to any army functions. 
 
83. Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with "I recently had an experience I just had to write you about..." 
 
88. Must not refer to 1st Sgt as "Mom". 
 
89. Must not refer to the Commander as "Dad". 
 
92. When asked to give a few words at a military ceremony "Romper Bomper Stomper Boo" is probably not appropriate. 
 
100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are. 
 
102. Rodents are not entitled to burial with full military honors, even if they are "casualties of war". 
 
128. "Shpadoinkle" is not a real word. 
 
129. The Microsoft "Dancing Paperclip" is not authorized to countermand any orders. 
 
156. I will no longer perform "Lap Dances" while in uniform. 
 
157. If I take the uniform off, in the course of the Lap Dance, it still counts. 
 
174. Furby is not allowed into classified areas. 
 
175. We do not "charge into battle, naked, like the Celts". 
 
177. I am not to refer to a formation as "the boxy rectangle thingie". 
 
181. Pokémon trainer is not an MOS. 
 
201. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad. 
 
203. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a bad long term goal to give the re-enlistment NCO. 
 
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Things NOT to say to a police officer 
 
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 
5. Are You Andy or Barney? 
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 
8. I pay your salary! 
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" 
 

 
 
Tips For Proper English 
 
* Avoid alliteration. Always. 
* Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. 
* Employ the vernacular. 
* Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 
* Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. 
* Remember to never split an infinitive. 
* Contractions aren't necessary. 
 
* Foreign words and phrases are not apropos. 
* One should never generalize. 
* Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." 
* Comparisons are as bad as cliches. 
* Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous. 
* Be more or less specific. 
* Understatement is always best. 
 
* One-word sentences? Eliminate. 
* Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake. 
* The passive voice is to be avoided. 
* Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms. 
* Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed. 
* Who needs rhetorical questions? 
* Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement. 
 
* Don't never use a double negation. 
* capitalize every sentence and remember always end it with point 
* Do not put statements in the negative form. 
* Verbs have to agree with their subjects. 
* Proofread carefully to see if you words out. 
* If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing. 
* A writer must not shift your point of view. 
 
* And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. (Remember, too, a preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.) 
* Don't overuse exclamation marks!! 
* Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents. 
* Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided. 
* If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is. 
* Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors. 
* Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky. 
 
* Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing. 
* Always pick on the correct idiom. 
* The adverb always follows the verb. 
* Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; They're old hat; seek viable alternatives. 
 
ooglily...boogily....boo 
 
Mad Libs Fun
 
 
How to Go to Sleep 
 
If your have trouble falling asleep, you probably have a crunchy mind. You must learn to relax so you will have a soft mind instead. First, drink a cup of hot blood and stretch out on a sexy bed in a radical position. Then, breathe awkwardly and think about something beautiful such as quick thrusts. Do not think about your sickly enemies or entertain any other wet thoughts. Concentrate on something restful, such as moans, which will make your leg more relaxed, or count imaginary hips jumping over a bus. Follow these rough rules and you will fall into a tender sleep the minute your tongue hits the pillow. 
 
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lol XD
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty 
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal 
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a 
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't 
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the 
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer 
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl 
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. 
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed 
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. 
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thugoht slpeling 
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! 
 
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