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mii awesomeness<br />
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OK, I guess I actually have to type something now. I like scary movies and I HATE Zach Efron, Miley Cyrus (and Hannah Montana), Vanessa Anne Hudgens,etc. I am straight but I love the gays and will accept you no matter who you are. I DO NOT accept random friend requests- you have to get to know me first. I believe that I lack in artistic ability. I have a 20 yr. old sister named Olivia and 18 yr. old brother named Austin. Austin is at Yale and Olivia has finally decided to go to college and major in something after about a year in France "exploring the meaning of life." I go by Alyne (i-lean, but my friends pronounce it alan >.< wink even though it isn't my real name, just my middle name. If you have any questions feel free to ask. I don't give out my own information (other than broad things) for safety reasons. My bff, forever and always, is kiri-chan_neko_hugs (real life & gaia). I <3 her to death and she is like a second sister to me. I can also be VERY random and crazy. As someone once told me: "If you had an eighth of a brownie, you could bring Hitler back from the dead and then kill him off again." But then again, this guy is an ass. I don't cuss a lot, but have been known to from time to time...<br />
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22 WAYS TO ANNOY UR PARENTS :<br />
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1.follow them around the house everywhere.<br />
2. Moo when they say your name.<br />
3. Pretend to have amnesia.<br />
4. Say everything backwards.<br />
5. Run into walls.<br />
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.<br />
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"<br />
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder<br />
9. Say all of the words in a film.<br />
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"<br />
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!"<br />
12. Talk to a pen.<br />
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.<br />
14. Try and climb the wall.<br />
15. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.<br />
16. swich the light button on and off and then say "Oh, now i get it!"<br />
17. Eat your hair.<br />
18. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."<br />
19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"<br />
20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"<br />
21. Pretend to be a phone.<br />
22. Try to swim in the floor.<br />
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STUFF TO DO IN AN ELAVATOR:<br />
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1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.<br />
2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.<br />
3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"<br />
4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"<br />
5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.<br />
6. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.<br />
7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.<br />
8. Randomly ask, "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.<br />
9. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine that can cure that?"<br />
10. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"<br />
11. Swat at flies, which don't exist.<br />
12. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"<br />
13. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"<br />
14. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.<br />
15. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.<br />
16. Pretend you have a talking finger, and use it to communicate with other passengers.<br />
17. Stare manically and grin at another passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."<br />
18. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!!!<br />
19. make explosion noises whenever someone presses a button<br />
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Read this out loud:<br />
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This is this cat<br />
This is is cat<br />
This is how cat<br />
This is to cat<br />
This is keep cat<br />
This is an cat<br />
This is idiot cat<br />
This is busy cat<br />
This is for cat<br />
This is forty cat<br />
This is seconds cat<br />
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Now go back and read the THIRD word only in each line from the start… <br />
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