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this is so funny plz read<br />
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Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'<br />
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80% held up their hands.<br />
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The Minister then repeated his question.<br />
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All responded this time, except one small, elderly lady.<br />
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'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'<br />
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'I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly<br />
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'Mrs. Neely, that's very unusual. How old are you?'<br />
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'Ninety-eight.' she replied.<br />
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'Oh! Well, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'<br />
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The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:<br />
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'I outlived the bitches.' <br />
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