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  • Artist Info: What i would do for you:<br />
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    When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad<br />
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    When you are blue - I will dislodge whatever is choking you<br />
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    When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining<br />
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    When you are confused - I will use little words<br />
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    When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again<br />
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    When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
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