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  • Artist Info: My name is Kenzie, I'm from Southern California. I lov egoing to the beach to surf and run. My favorite things to do are playing water polo, running, going to parties, and being with my boyfriend (If you catch my drift). I like to read, play sports, chill with friends, and party. I know ASL and in the future I want to be a sign language intererator for the deaf. I love animals and do cummunity service working at an animal shelter. <br />
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    a really good joke. <br />
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    One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.<br />
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    When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.<br />
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    The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."<br />
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    So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.<br />
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    Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.<br />
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    The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"<br />
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    The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."<br />
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