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    Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! <br />
    It's a pleasure to see you all here, seeing as how I haven't been on in about a year!
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    First, let us cover some basics. <br />
    Yes, I really am a female on the internet.<br />
    Yes, I know my avatar looks ugly.<br />
    No, I'm not just going to leave it like that.<br />
    Yes, I am bi/whateversexual.<br />
    Yes, I do enjoy conversations.<br />
    Yes, that does include random PM's.<br />
    I do frequently roam towns. <br />
    I may seem blunt now, but I can actually be fairly shy. <br />
    Yes, I do RP. <br />
    I live in a city. <br />
    No, I will not tell you which city.<br />
    I am an age that is a number. Crazy, right?<br />
    No, until I trust you I will not tell you that number. <br />
    Yes, I am quite paranoid.     <br />
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    Okay, close enough. <br />
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    Now, onto a few hobbies.<br />
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    I'm a swimmer.<br />
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    "All hail King Neptune and his water breathers<br />
    No snail thing too quick for his water feeders"<br />
    -Superfast Jellyfish, The Gorillaz<br />
    I listen to music.     (Surprised you with that one, did I?)<br />
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    I try to be literate. <br />
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    My sleep schedule is always extremely off. <br />
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    I do play the flute. Good times. <br />
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    I have a thing for shoulders.     (Don't hate, if someone has nice shoulders how can you hate that?)<br />
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    My cat is insane and I frequently complain about her. <br />
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    I am insane. This will count as fair warning. <br />
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    I draw/sketch.<br />
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    My room keeps shaking in this one corner and I have no clue why. <br />
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    If there's a song on the radio, usually the alternative/rock/etc. stations, I can probably name it. <br />
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    I sing out of habit.     (I like to think I'm good at it)
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    WELL I'll end your stalking here for the night. If you're reading my profile, you're always welcome to PM me. I'm usually pretty friendly.
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