• I wish i were a pidgeon koala hybrid because i wuld be special and nbody would be like me.

    And because i'm part pidgeon and all,i'd poop on your car,and you'd be like,oh no you di'int,but i'd be like oh yes i did.

    You're probably wondering what i'd look like,picture a koala with wings, a beak, covered in fur,an addiction to pastrami,BIG black eyes,a stubby tail with feathers,and tiny bird feet with fur on them.

    i would eat fruit and vegetables,a sausage pizza now and then.

    And the only threat i would have are vampires,t-rex/potato hybrids,and the movie batman and robin. biggrin