Head on a Platter
A skit by Chikara Neko
Int Kitchen- Day
PHOEBE stands in front of the refrigerator. An odd smell was coming from it. She opens the refrigerator.
A head sat on a plate, staring at PHOEBE with sightless eyes.
Phoebe, what’s up?
Lars, what is this?
PHOEBE points into the refrigerator. LARS hesitates.
PHOEBE pulls out the head by the hair and wildly waves it around.
What is this? Who is she?
Or rather, who was she?
LARS holds out a severed finger.
Lars! You can’t keep killing random
humans! If we are caught, we’ll be
See, this is why we shouldn’t live
near the humans.
Y’know, I’m going to have to tell father
LARS pales and drops the finger.
No! Not father! Please, Sis, not
I’m sorry, kid, but father will know
the best way to deal with this. He has
PHOEBE starts walking towards the door, the head still in her hand. LARS flings himself to the ground and grabs her leg.
Let go! You brought this onto
PHOEBE continues to the door, dragging LARS with her. She finally shakes him off and runs out the door.
Maybe I should hide somewhere.
LARS runs out another door.
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