• HI am Harry I am a poor wizard that couldn't afford to pay for school That lucky Harry Potter had every thing WHAT ABOUT ME! Well enough of that I had to mop the floor of this dinner by my alley you're wondering alley well I- "MOP FASTER LAZY BUM!" said My boss Susan. She always wore those mini-skirts and black thongs I noticed this when she would lean down over to pick up her change when there was no change on the floor (Wink Wink). She wore a plain shirt of variety of colors that matched her mini-skirt this always made me happy in the pants. "I am writing A STORY BUZZ OFF" whoops I just lost my job that weirdo was freaking me out anyway. The other day she pulled me in to a bathroom and..... well you guys are to young for the talk so she pulled me into the bathroom for tee and crackers once I was done she wanted more tee and cracker visits. Well in a couple of years when im older we will ave tons of tee parties with lots of girls! Whoops my imagination is getting the best of me.
    Now lets get back to life shall we I walked up to Susan and told her "Yah you heard me!" I was a little Irritated I was going to leave my job for good so I might as well do it in style I am just kidding I said I had a plan well I got her. I moped and was a good boy I was putting the mop away when she pulled me over into her office for tee and crackers she unbuttoned my work clothes the normal blue T-Shirt with the Diners Logo printed on it blue Jeans and blue converses. I made my last tee party with her good between you and me i recorded it for safe keeping. Now I made my stand i told her off and I left for good.