• Sanji VS the banquet meals

    Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or the rights to banquet meals

    Author's note: I got this idea from "Spongebob VS the patty gadget". Banquet meals are TV dinners that are actually very good.


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    "Food!" Yelled Luffy as he ran into Wal-mart, almost knocking over an old lady in the process. "Sorry!" He apologized over his shoulder. He ran into a shelf of movies, successfully knocking that over.

    Nami groaned as she entered the store as she saw the manager yelling at Luffy. Zolo was back guarding the ship, Sanji was checking out knives, Robin was looking at books, and Chopper and Usopp were looking at stuff for pulling pranks. Nami walked up to the manager. "I'm sorry, sir. My friend is an idiot." The manager let Luffy go.

    Sanji walked over to Nami holding a red box. "Do these sound good to you, Nami-san? They're called 'banquet meals'."

    "Yes!" Luffy shouted.

    "Sure, we can try 'em. Get as many as you can buy. We can use them if you don't have anything to cook with,"

    "Hai, Nami-san!" Sanji trotted off to buy the TV dinners. After the shopping was done, the crew went back to the Merry Go. Zolo was on deck, asleep. "What good hands our ship is in," Sanji muttered. He attacked Zolo to test if he was right. Zolo blocked it.

    Zolo grinned, "I can be a light sleeper when I wanna be, Ero-cook."

    Sanji sneered, "Coulda fooled me, Sword Boy!" Luffy stepped in, which was unlike him since the two weren't fighting seriously...yet.

    "Sanji, fight Zolo later. I'm hungry!" Luffy grinned. Sanji went to the kitchen and was taking out ingredients for a rice recipe when Nami walked in.

    "What is it, my dear Nami-swan?" The blond cooed.

    Nami rolled her eyes at the flit. "Sanji, I was hoping to try those Banquet Meals tonight if it isn't any trouble."

    "Okay, Nami-swan!" Sanji pulled out seven Salisbury steak Banquet Meals and put them in the oven for a minute. "Come and eat!" Sanji yelled from the doorway. The crew came in hungrily and sat down to eat.
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    A week had gone by and Sanji hadn't cooked a single thing. And he hated it. Cooking was his job and, lately, Sanji felt as if he were being replaced by those despicable red boxes. So the next morning, when the came to get pancake banquet meals (they don't really make these), Sanji said, "I bet I can make pancakes a thousand times better than those stupid boxes!"

    Luffy whined, "But I'm hungry now!"

    "If you guys think my pancakes are better, those banquet meals will be used for emergcies only." Sanji said.

    Zolo replied, "Ok, but, if not, you gotta be my slave for a week. You got three minutes to make as many pancakes as you can."

    Sanji stood at the stove, detemined. "Ready, go!" Robin said. Sanji whipped up twenty pancakes before time was up.

    The crew tasted them. "Yum!" Eveybody except Zolo told Sanji.

    "Well Marimo?" Sanji smirked. He had won no matter what Zolo thought.

    Zolo responded, "They're ok."

    "Yes!!" Sanji shouted.

    Later, instead of throwing the banquet meals away and wasting good food, Luffy ate them whenever he was hungy.

    So no prize for prdicting they ran out quicky.


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