• The Domokun of Craptopia


    In the vast land of Craptopia a warrior that not even he himself knew was about to become one starts his journey. Having no idea what the rest of his life will be like he sets off on his adventure.

    It all started when he was walking in the park. He kept walking. As he smelt the dog crap on the ground he could also see a woman that was beyond anyone's dream. He became lost in her eyes, eek so lost eek even more lost eek and so lost he started getting hypnotized :dizzy: eventually he lost consciousness and he felt as he was inside her body. But her eyes were too pretty too look at for so long, heedless of this he courageously kept staring as his eyes started to catch fire burning_eyes burning_eyes he cried for the fact that he could not look at her, he screamed in pain and agony. he felt as though the claw of a tiger was stabbing his brain and rippin it out. his pain kept on growing and growing until he could not even think of pain.~~~~~

    2:27 am. unknown location.


    " AH where am I?"
    " You have been brought here to be lethally injected."
    " why?"
    " not even i know that."
    " WHAT NO YOU CANT!" *stab* :tired:
    " Sir really why did we kill him"
    " because we are the red ninjas."
    "OK????? and that's our reason?"
    "No, my reason is because if we didn't he would have told others about our secret of the lady."
    " what. whats the secret of her?
    This is why i hate new people. "because she is king Llama's daughter. if the black ninja squad found that out the would kidnap her and destroy us all by forcing her to use her powers on us, and dont ask. that is why she always wears shades."


    :domokun: *wakes up* whaaa???? wha--what happened, the ninjas. im still here.
    " no sir we are the good side we are the black ninja squad. we sent a spy to evesdrop on the red ninja squad and we found that they have injected lethal chemicals into your body, luckily we have a really smart doctor he just gave you some wine and cheese cheese_whine and some how it made ya become alive."
    " thats weird"
    " i know"
    " whats your name"
    "me. i dont have one, since im the only domo in craptopia they just calle me THE DOMOKUN OF CRAPTOPIA. or for short DomCrap. so just call me DomCrap."
    " ok my names Rehtaurd"
    " lol lol thats your name xp xp "
    " scream scream stfu scream scream "
    "well Rehtaurd lol why did ya guys choose specificly ME"
    " becuz your the only domokun in craptopia. and domokuns can be pretty useful"

    vote 10

    if in 3 days i get more than 7 ill continue it and make part 2