• The Melodramatic Soap Opera in a Moist tropic Environment
    Chapter Two


    Without saying a word, Jonathan Rick Sexy, Bunny Ashley Tiffany-Puff, and Rico “Shimmy-

    Shimmy Co-Co-Puff” Rodriguez all jumped into their three separate (But totally stylish

    Jaguars and proceeded to drive down the road at high speeds, without any regard for local

    speed laws. They encountered four officers of the law on the way, but Bunny Ashley

    Tiffany-Puff took care of them by lifting up her shirt and showing them her tattoo of a

    Tyrannosaurus Rex, which was just so awesome, they let them go every time. The three

    approached a generic, rundown warehouse, complete with its own “Keep out” sign on the

    front entrance. Rico “Shimmy-Shimmy Co-Co-Puff” Rodriguez tried to open the door, and it

    was already unlocked, as if someone was expecting them........




    Jonathan Rick Sexy, Bunny Ashley Tiffany-Puff, and Rico “Shimmy-Shimmy Co-Co-Puff”

    Rodriguez went through the doorway and proceeded to walk dramatically down a long

    hallway. Their heels clicked on the floor, the fluorescent lights flickered overhead- a dog

    barked in the distance. They waltzed (Literally) into a room with sad violin music playing on

    a turntable when suddenly- a shadow flashed across the floor.

    “AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! A PLOT TWIST!!!!!” Bunny Ashley Tiffany-Puff cried out louder than

    was really necessary.

    “Ha-Ha”! Said Jonathan Pr ick Smexy while snatching up Bunny Ashley Tiffany-Puff and

    making his first appearance at the same time.

    “Jonathan Pr ick Smexy! Let go of Bunny Ashley Tiffany-Puff this instant!” said Jonathan

    Rick Sexy.

    “But if you take another step,” cautioned Jonathan Pr ick Smexy while he fingered his

    handlebar mustache.

    “If you take another step- so help me god- I will draw a fake mustache on her with this

    sharpie!” “NOOOOOOO!!!!” screamed Bunny Ashley Tiffany-Puff even louder and more

    annoying than before. “You’re pure evil!” spat Jonathan Rick Sexy. “MWUAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!”

    laughed Jonathan Pr ick Smexy as he put on a top hat and monocle.

    “Jonathan Pr ick Smexy, why would you do this?” said Jonathan Rick Sexy with tears in

    his eyes “I thought our bond as half-twin-related-brothers was stronger than ever over the

    past few years!”

    “It was....” started Jonathan Pr ick Smexy. “Until you showed me Battleship! You didn’t

    even give me a chance to learn the mechanics of the game! How did you even find my

    patrol boat anyway?! Nobody finds the patrol boat!”

    “You always hid it in the corners- it was obvious every game!” said Jonathan Rick Sexy.

    “Whatever!” said Jonathan Pr ick Smexy with a wave of his hand. “Jonathan Pr ick Smexy”

    said Jonathan Rick Sexy while he lowered his voice. “If I could just...”

    “It’s too late for that!” interrupted Jonathan Pr ick Smexy as he reached into his coat pocket.

    "Smoke bomb!!” yelled Jonathan Pr ick Smexy as he threw two black objects to the ground.

    They ricochet off the wall and bounced harmlessly into the next room doing nothing at all.

    “Da mn Ebay....” Jonathan Pr ick Smexy mumbled to himself as he ran outside, Bunny

    Ashley Tiffany-Puff still in his clutches.