• Goku: Vegeta stop yelling at Sora.
    Vegeta: Damn you Kakkarot, how do you keep coming back?
    Goku: Well it’s only the first round.
    (Vegeta finally dies)
    Vegeta: There is one thing I never lost, MY PRIDE!!! Eh? Didn’t I already say that?
    Goku: Yeah, I hit the reset button.
    Vegeta: What?!!
    Sora: Hey what if I pull out the memory card?
    Vegeta: If you do that I’ll tare out your heart and feed it to you.
    Sora: Ok
    (In the background)Dee Dee: Oooooh, what does this button do?
    Vegeta and Goku: Dee Dee no you’ll…
    (Everything goes black)
    Smash Bros. Narrator: GAME OVER. Continue?
    Vegeta: Just great Kakkarot we’re stuck here.
    Goku: You are, but I have enough coins to leave.
    Vegeta: KAKKAROT!!!
    (Then Goku is hit by a fireball and loses all the coins)
    Goku: My coins!
    (Vegeta grabs them)
    Vegeta: Thanks for the coins Kakkarot.
    (Shadow snatches the coins)
    Shadow: I’m finally free. And for payment for these coins, I’ll grant you one wish.

    Vegeta: I wish Kakkarot was dead.
    Shadow: No go.
    Vegeta: Damn, ok then. I wish Kakkarot had to wear tights instead of me!
    Goku: Nnnooooooooo!!!
    Shadow: your wish is granted.
    (Then Shadow disappeared into the seven chaos emeralds and parted in different parts of the world)
    Vegeta: Well I’m happy.
    Goku: But we’re still stuck.
    Vegeta: Thanks a lot Kakkarot you had to go and ruin my fun.
    (Vegeta turns around and saw Goku in bright pink tights)
    Vegeta: Ha ha ha!!!
    Goku: Stop laughing. When I use my Kaio’ken their red see.
    Vegeta: No, now they’re just hot pink! Ha ha ha!
    Goku: You know what these really ride up the crotch…
    Vegeta: Aww…I didn’t need to hear that.
    Goku: Hey it isn’t as bad as barfing out eggs, right Piccolo?
    Piccolo: Hey leave me out of this.
    Vegeta: Why are you in every script Piccolo?
    Piccolo: It’s obvious…
    Vegeta: Well?
    Piccolo: I’m the token green guy.
    To be continued…