• This story starts off in New York, New York when Naomi was visiting her Aunt Luan. "Knock, knock, knock!" knocked Naomi. Her aunt Luan opened the door. She was wearing a pink showercap, black and pink robe that said baby phat lady on it, and was wearing pink bunny slippers. How cute! She welcomed Naomi inside and they both got settled in. Uncle Niko, ( Naomi's uncle ), came downstairs to the living room to see his favorite niece in the whole wide world. "Why hello there Ms. Stranger! I haven't seen you in 7 in a half months!" "I know Uncle N., I miss you to! and Aunt Luan!" "You miss old Luan?" "Absolutely Uncle Niko!" "Eh, you have a good heart little miss Naomi." "I'm born with it and everything else to!" "Yep you sure are you little munchkin." "Uncle Niko! I'm not 5 years old any more! I'm 13! I think I am mature enough not to be called munchkin Uncle, stare ." "Oh you're right, I just miss the old days when you were a little girl, you were so innocent and cute. I just can't get those old memories out of my big head." "Sure ya can Uncle! just try not to think of me as a 5 year old! think of me as a mature teenager, taking control of everything I'm doing! maybe that won't bring back the memories! 3nodding ." "You know everything don't you?" "Sure do!" "I'm back my two favorite people in the whole entier world!" Aunt Luan called. "Welcome back old lady!" "Oh shut up Niko, just because im 47 doesn't mean I'm old, you're the one that's 50! so shut your smart mouth up." "Oh you don't tell me to shut my smart mouth up." "Oh god, Niko, just get your jackass out of my chair and let me sit by Naomi, I don't wanna start anything infront of her." "Oh fine evil ." "That's better Niko." "Oh whatever." "So Naomi, has Uncle Niko been good to you while I was gone?" "Yes...... he has...... just I don't want any more yelling please." "Sure thing deary, I'm bout to go and fix some dinner, you and Niko stay here and chat like civilized people ok?" "Ummm, ok?" "That's my girl Naomi." "Okey dokey then...." "Don't pay Luan oneechan any mind ok? she is just being mean." "Oneechan?" "Yes oneechan." "Oneechan???" "Yes Oneechan." "What does oneechan mean?" "You don't know what oneechan means?" "No I sure don't." "I thought that you were a matured teenager." "Yes I did but that doesn't mean that I know everything." "Well you got me there. Oneechan means elder sister in japenese. So know you know what oneechan means." "Yup I sure do!" "Good." "Likewise." So they waited for Aunt Luan to finish cooking dinner as they talked about very strange things... very very strange things indeed...... "Niko!!" "What old woman?" "What do you want I'm cooking spaghetti, steak, rice, and beans!" "I want everything Luan!" "Oh sure, let me do all the work, you really are a jackass!" "Luan please, not infront of Naomi"-- "NOT INFRONT OF NAOMI MY BOTTOM!!! NAOMI NEEDS TO KNOW NOT TO GET MARRIED TO A STUBBORN MAN WHO DOESN'T DO ANYTHING BUT SIT ON HIS BUTT ALL DAY!" " I DO NOT SIT ON MY BUTT ALL DAY!" "THEN WHAT DO YOU DO OTHER THAN SIT ON YOUR BUTT?!!" "I WATCH TV AND SIT ON MY BUTT!" "THAT IS THE SAME THING AS SITTING ON YOUR BUTT JUST UR WATCHING TV AND SITTING ON YOUR BUTT!" WELL I CAN SIT ON MY BUTT ALL I WANT WOMAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ALL THE STUFF YOU DO!" "IF I DIDN'T DO ALL THE STUFF I DO YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO LIVE YOU GREEDY STUBBORN MAN! OH YOU SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING WOMAN!" "You know what?" "WHAT!" "Let's just not talk about this, Naomi came here so she can be happy, not deppressed and sad. Let's make this worth while for Naomi ok?" "Likewise." " biggrin I'm happy that you two are not mad at each other any more." "Sure thing deary, Uncle Niko and I want to make this the best experience for you ever in your life! so we will try our hardest not to get mad and argue." "Thanks Aunt Lu." "Your welcome deary."



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