• Once upon a time, a princess fell in love with the story "The Frog Prince". So entail in the story that she traveled all over the country finding and kissing frogs, hoping that one of the amphibians would transform into Prince Charming. One day, while she was picking up a frog to kiss, the frog started talking.
     
    "What are you doing, woman?" The frog yelled.
     
    "You can talk?" The princess asked stupidly.
     
    "Well of course I can talk, foolish girl! I'm a prince!!!" The frog exclaimed proudly.
     
    "Huh...what do you know...it's true..." the princess muttered. 
     
    "Hey quit muttering and kiss me already so I can go and admired myself—my real self!" The—narcissistic—frog commanded.
     
    "Uh...Good bye!!" the princess dropped the frog—
     
    "Prince!!!"
     
    —and ran as fast as she could away from the freaky frog. From then on, she stopped pursuing the frog-turn-prince fantasy and returned to her castle only to find out that her prince was waiting for and all along, and this time, she did not had to kissed him to turn him into a prince.