• 11. Tell her blonde jokes.
    10. Tell her that,because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins,they should get together.When she asks why, say that Incest is in the moment.

    9. Call her "Ice Queen" behind her back and to her face.

    8. Whenever she argues anything,respond with "Whatever, bimbo."

    7. Claim that being human isn't so great.

    6. When she argues the claim ,respond with "Whatever,bimbo."

    5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.

    4. Tell everyone that Edward didn't go to Italy 'cause Rosalie said Bella was dead -he left went to Italy 'cause he envisioned Rosalie's ugly face.

    3. Call her "Hoe-salie" at lest once to her face.

    And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?

    1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to to "Roxanne" by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it ! Say that she reminds you of Roxanne.