• Greg the baby. ( Greg the baby is a fat little baby who is always socially neutral. He has a rubber duck(Named Rubber) that no-one can touch. Ironically, his friend, Twinkie bear is an opinionated and always happy bear).( Twinkie has a Twinkie shaped patch of white fur on his stomach.
    Greg sat at the park by himself. His expression showing no signs of anything. Rubber sat with him, his expression almost as inanimate as Greg. He sat on the bench drinking from a juice pouch. He noticed that Twinkie bear was approaching. He did not wave or say hello, he only pulled Rubber closer to him.
    “Hi Greg!” Twinkie yelled, scaring of a few birds across the street.
    “Hi Twinkie.” Greg replied, pretending like he cared.
    “Lets go play a game!” He yelled, this time even louder.
    “no.” Greg simply said.
    “Lets walk around!”
    “No.”
    “make a mud pie?”
    “No.” suddenly, Twinkie noticed rubber next to Greg.
    “ Hey Greg! I know what will get you to play!”
    “What.”
    “ If I take rubber from you.”
    “Try it. It might be fun”. Twinkie snatched the bear from the bench and sped off. Greg simply sipped on his juice pouch again. It was not long before Twinkie realized he was not being chased. He walked back to Greg.
    “Greg! You gotta cha-”. Twinkie did not finish the sentence because Greg had jabbed him in the jaw. Twinkie lay on the ground holding his jaw.
    “Ow what the-” This time Greg was beginning to pummel his face back and forth, left and right. Twinkie's muttering and pleading would not stop Greg. Twinkie finally dropped Rubber who was picked up and placed on the bench with Greg again. Greg sipped his pouch.
    “OW! You said that was gonna be fun!” Twinkie yelled. Greg actually smiled for a few seconds.
    “It was for me.”