• 1.Tell him he's weak.

    2.Eat his ramen.

    3.Tell him he's gonna die.

    4.Tell him Sasuke is behind him with a chainsaw.

    5.Hit him.

    6.Tell him Orochimaru is hokage.

    7.Tell him his pants are ripped.

    8.Hit him with a frying pan.

    9.Sneak up behind him and go BOO!

    10.Tell him no one loves him.