• I wish u were here...
    In my room...
    On my bed...
    The lights r off...
    We go under the blanet...
    & i show u my new watch that glows in the dark!!!
    Wat on earth were u thinking?!
    U pervert!!!

    3 Truths of Life
    1) u can't touch all ur teeth w/ ur tongue!
    2) ur a retard cause u just tried it!
    3) now ur smiling cause ur retarded!

    The Mexican Dictionary
    Bodywash - I can't go to the cantina cause no bodywash my kids.
    Shoulder - My tia wanted to no how to read so i shoulder.
    Sodas - My vieja has big tetas & sodas her sister.
    Juarez - My vieja slaped me & i told her juarez ur problem.
    Heater - My sister was choking so i heater in the back.

    Can u believe da crazy stuff ppl do? Im at church & a guy next to me lit a cigarette! I waz so shocked, i almost dropped my beer!

    Roses r red! Violets r blue! Faces like urs belong in the zoo. Don't be mad i'll be there to. Not in a cage, but waving at u.

    U no how gay gansters do a driveby? they roll up in a pink ford, focus throw skittles & shout "taste the rainbow, b*tch!"

    Im so f*ckin pissed! I lost 3 retards today 1 at Chuck E. Cheese, 1 in Wal-mart, & where the f*ck r u!

    Do me a favor text me right back, just say hi or anything. My friends don't think special ED kids can text but u'll show these f*ckers!