• There once was a man named Bill Lump.He had a lump on his toe. He saw the toe and went to the doctor.
    the doctor said "well Mr.Lump, it lookes like we will have to cut off your toe."
    Bill looked at the doctor and ran out the window screaming:
    "Oh no! Hes gonna cut off my toe! Oh no!"
    When Bill got to his house, he decided he would go to another doctor to confirm it.
    The new doctor said, looking at his sheet, "Well, it lookes like we have to cut your toe off."
    The man looked at the doctor and ran out the window screaming:
    "Oh No!!! Hes gonna cut off my toe! Oh no!"
    The man almost got to his house when he suddenly fell down asleep.
    A woman saw him, thinking he was dead, and buried him.
    Well, Bill Lump wasn't dead.
    But he is now.