• Read my amazing story.

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    Once upon a time there was a very pretty lady named ... SusanBoyleUser Image . She had never left her home because she was afraid people would be jealous of her beauty, so one day SusanBoyle was singing in the shower and she heard a voice calling her name, "SusanBoyle, you have the most amazing voice go out and let the entire world hear it, and if you don't I will take away your voice forever!" the voice had said. SusanBoyle frantically rushed out of the shower, put clothes on and ran outside and sang her heart out to the world. People were not only amazed by her voice and beauty, they were amazed by her 4 inch nipples ;D.
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    ... The end.