• Asa- This is stupid. I know Tay will eventually love me.
    Alex- No, she wont. That’s why im here, to teach you about women.
    Asa- *annoyed sigh*
    Alex- First off, you gotta know WHEN you kiss your woman friend. *pulls out pickle dressed like Tay*
    Asa- *stares at pickle* Um, what?
    Alex- *in girly voice making the pickle talk* Oh Asa, get your filthy paws off of my shirt!
    Asa- That doesn’t apply!!
    Alex- *still the pickle* Oh, if only I had someone who would discuss emotions with me! I love a man with sensitivity and modesty.
    Asa- HEY!! I AM sensitive!!!
    Alex- *pickle talk* That’s why I love Ayden more!! *pulls out pickle dressed as Ayden and rubs the two together, making kiss-y sounds*
    Asa- HEY!! THAT’S NOT FAIR!! She loves ME!! Im WAY hotter!!
    Alex- *pickle* Oh Ayden, your so modest and not concided!! Lets get married!!
    Asa- NO!! *steals Tay pickle*
    Alex- HEY! I wasn’t done yet…*steals pickle back*
    Asa- Tay’s MINE!! *growls*
    Alex- *wiggles Tay pickle in Asa’s face* *pickle voice* If you want me, you’ll have to work for me.
    Asa- *bites off pickle Tay’s head*
    Alex- *looks at pickle* you know, biting off their heads isn’t gonna make them love you. Lets try again. *pulls out another pickle* *pickle voice* Oh Asa, your sooo tan and hot with your flame red hair!
    Asa- *forgets it’s a pickle and winks at it* you betcha.
    Alex- *pickle voice* UGH! For a minute I thought you were hot and modest!! *turns pickle around*
    Asa- NO!! I mean, your so hot…um…you make my brain melt!!
    Alex- *turns pickle around facing Asa* OMG, Kiss me, Asa!!
    Asa- *makes out with the pickle*
    Alex- *stares at Asa* *laughs so hard he cries*