• Do not disturb

    I am sleeping

    Unless you want me to awaken

    and walk around moaning like a zombie,

    Looking like I haven't brushed my hair in three weeks,

    Having the temper of an insane person,

    And having eyes that look like I'm both drunk and high,

    I suggest you back slowly and quietly out of my room

    Before you are viciously mauled and smothered

    By my cats with their fluffiness