• one day a turd came over to my house, me and my friend saw it and screamed like this" ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" the turd ate us. i was in its belly and i was sad, i can't tell you why, but i can tell you that i was sad, i was sad. my friend was laughing, i don't know why. then she stopped laughing and started to scream. i screamed to when i saw that a bunch of little poo's were running around, they ran over to us and they ate us again, then i died.