• Women's Words:

    1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    2. Five Minutes: If she's getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes only means fine minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine"

    4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do NOT do it!

    5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

    6. That's Okay: This is one the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake

    7. Thanks: A women is thanking you, do not question, or faint, just say you're welcome.

    8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "F*** You!"

    9. Don't Worry About It, I Got It: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a women has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" For a woman's response, refer to #4

    10. However: This is the word women use right after they've offered token praise to a man for something he's done. It's designed to quickly strip away any lingering feelings of value on his part and get to the real point of explaining how it could have been done so much better.

    11. Aight: This word is closely related to #6 "That's Okay" and #1 "Fine", with a little bit of #4 "Go Ahead" and #8 "Whatever"sprinkled in for effect. Don't ever, EVER continue an argument with a woman after she has played the Aight card.