• Rant on Music
    What has happened to music?
    I’ll be turning on the radio and end up hearing lame words with a drum in the background.
    Is that really what we want the next generation of heroes to listen to?
    No.
    It’s like they just say their daily conversation…
    What if movies were like that?
    Haven’t you noticed that whenever you talk with your friends it’s like nothing is planned out and you keep interrupting each other?
    Would you seriously want to watch a movie where everyone is talking at the same time?
    I know I wouldn’t.
    What about if books were like that?
    (“So I think we should all get along and-,” then she interrupted me and said, “You know that’s just stupid and-,” Then I interrupted her and said, “As I was saying we should-,” then she interrupted me again and-)
    Wouldn’t you hate a book like that?
    Yes, yes you would.
    You’re probably wondering why I’m answering that question for you, aren’t you?
    Yes, yes you are.
    Well the truth is, I always like to have the last word, isn’t that right?
    Yes.
    So…moving on…
    Music,
    I’m not saying I don’t like the rapping songs (yes I do hate them)
    I’m just saying they should at least rhyme.
    Because whine and dime do not rhyme…
    Dime and rhyme, rhyme,
    But whine and dime do not rhyme.
    Why? You ask.
    Well, I’m glad you asked that.
    Dime ends with a ‘me’
    And whine ends with a ‘ne’
    So me and knee do not rhyme.
    Do they?
    No, they don’t.
    So…in closing…
    RHYME RIGHT IF YOU WANNA HAVE A RECORD LABLE.

    ()= me reading the book in front of the screen