- HELP!!!! i scream in the night running for my life.I look back to see that the blood thirsty creature is right behind me.Again with a weak voice i scream HELP!!! already knowing that no body will hear me.Then suddenly i gasp! my foot triept on a rock and fell.while i wait on the ground i get a rock from the forest floor and strike at the creature and see that it was a 16 year old male with very sharp teeth.worried that ill go to jail i grab the body and throw it into a river and run the opposite direction and just live my normal life and go home and get a beer yes a beer.
- by jonathan118 |
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- | Submitted on 11/29/2009 |
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- Title: vampire and beer
- Artist: jonathan118
- Description: i hate running because of vampires.
- Date: 11/29/2009
- Tags: vampire beer
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- starryluminara - 11/30/2009
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I hate running becuase of crocodiles, o.o
very funny, but twilight will be mad, YOU KILLED EDWARD CULLEN!
oh and you're too young to drink a beer, unless you share it with me. smile - Report As Spam
- majesticangel07 - 11/29/2009
- Ummmm.... er...? Lol... It started off good... The river part shocked meh... but the beer thing was a bit hilarious.
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