• Clark Kent was sitting on the couch eating a candy bar and then he heard a thump."Mom, what are you doing in the house." Knowing only his mother could be so fat to make a big noise like that. He looked at the window and grabbed his sniper. And shot obama through the window because he was pissed off at him. Obama made bread and other foods healthier. He still wondered what that thumping noise was. He went downstairs and opened the door. to see a truck slamming into the telephone pole for no reason at all. He started yelling at the driver. Then he wondered if he could create a grape juice beam. He ran to the store at light speed to get some grape juice, and some metal to forge the piece of crap. He wondered if he needed wires. So he got some of those to. He ran back home and made it. Then he shot the truck driver and he exploded into grape juice, and then he woke up realizing that it was a dream.