• Batman movie night
    by ~Tori-Okami-Aoi-Chan

    Act one: Movie Night
    -Bruce walks in the living room to find d**k, Tim, and Alfred watching a random movie...
    Bruce:What the hell are you three watching??
    Tim: Chipmunks...I think...
    Bruce: You think???
    -Turns toward d**k...who actually seems to be enjoying the movie...
    -d**k then starts to sing "All The Single Ladies"
    -Everyone stares at him...then burst out laughing...
    -d**k snaps out of his singing frenzy..
    d**k: What?
    Tim: *punches him* You were singing.
    Alfred: Not only that sir...you were singing along with the chipetes
    Tim: Yeah it was funny
    -Bruce just stands there staring at them.
    d**k: ???
    Tim: What?
    Alfred: Sir you do know it is rude to stare.
    Bruce: d**k...Tim...let me just say this...YOU BOTH ARE COMPLETELY IDIOTIC!!!
    Tim: What!!...it's not my fault...d**k was the one who picked the movie...
    d**k: So...I;m not the one who was begging for it earlier...
    -soon after a few name callings...the two boys ended up like normal brothers do...
    Alfred: Sirs???...Master Bruce aren't you going to stop them?
    -When Alfred turns to Bruce he had already switched DVDs.
    Tim: Hey Sherlock Holmes!!!
    d**k: *freezes in mid punch* Cool..
    -Both of them then get on either side of Bruce and all three watch the movie.
    Bruce: Alfred could you fix some popcorn?
    Alfred Sure...enjoy your movie..
    -later Alfred returns to find them on the floor wrestling...it seemed as if they were practicing the fighting moves from the movie.
    Alfred: Sirs...your popcorn...now if you'll excuse me I am going to watch something a little more civil.
    -Later they all spy on Alfred to see what he was watching.
    Alfred: 2012...I have been waiting for them to leave me alone long enough to watch this.
    Bruce: ??? We have that??
    Tim: Whoa...
    d**k: I don't know if I would call that "Civil".
    END of Act One