• Me: Welcome to the....AKATSUKI TALK SHOW!~
    Hidan: Mazumi, why the f are we here? =.=
    Pein: I want to leave.
    Me: Shuddup, Nii-san. ):< And you are here for my new talk show that I used to pay with Kakuzu's money.
    Kakuzu: What the--- *passes out*
    Deidara: *big eyes and cute voice* Zumi-chan, I wanna weave.
    Me: *cute voice) Awwwww, you know my answer Deidara. 4laugh
    Deidara: Weally? Huwway! 4laugh 4laugh 4laugh 4laugh 4laugh 4laugh 4laugh 4laugh
    Me: *loud scaary voice* YOU MAY NOT LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!! twisted twisted twisted twisted
    Deidara: AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! DANNA, HELP MEH!!!!!! *hides behind Sasori*
    Sasori: No way. I'm busy putting this on video.
    Deidara: D:
    Me: See? Haven't I've been a good influence to him?
    Itachi: *breaks out again* What the f you talkin' 'bout, b!tch?!!!!! You demented wh0re, you turned him into another son of a f'n b!tch like Hidan!!! I'll----
    Kisame: *shoots Itachi with tranquilizer* Jashin, he doesn't act like this. Who the frack gave him drugged cupcakes?
    Tobi: TOBI PUT THIS STUFF IN ITACHI'S CUPCAKE!!!!!!!!!~ IT SAID CARCK ON THE FRONT!!!!~~~~~ blaugh blaugh (lol 'crack' actually)
    Kisame: *doing violent things to Tobi*
    Tobi: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! KISAME-SAN'S GOING MILEY CYRUS ON TOBI!!!!!!
    Me: Er... Please enjoy this recorded music video of Itachi doing a spoof from the 'Barney Song' from earlier while we try to break up this fight.
    In Video:
    Itachi: KILL YOUR MOM! KILL YOUR DAD! KILLING MAKES ME, OH SO GLAD! WITH A GREAT BIG KICK, AND A STAB FROM ME TO YOU! KILL YOUR CLAN BEFORE THEY KILL YOU! (heheheh, I didn't make that. I found it on FanFiction.net. I just NEEDED to share it with ya'll. biggrin )
    End Video.
    Me: 'Kay! We are back with the...AKATSUKI TALK SHOW!!!!~
    Kisame: *was also shot with a tranquilizer*
    Me: Ooh! Goody! Fan Mail!~
    Hey, there!
    First of all, I'd like to say that: I LOVE YOU ITACHI!! Anyways, here is my list of requests:
    1. Put Deidara in a Pikachu costume.
    2. Try to take off Zetsu's fly trap.
    3. Give Itachi all the pocky he wants.
    4. Put Dr. Phil and Hidan in a room together for therapy (put it on tape)
    XOXO, Itachi's-mah-love-so-back-off-gurls
    Me: Alright, Dei-kun, get in this Pikachu outfit! *throws it at him*
    Deidara: *goes to dressing room*
    Me: Konan, get me a chain saw.
    Konan: *gets chain saw*
    Itachi: *wakes up* Ergh... My head hurts...
    Me: You're awake! Goody! *throws all these pocky packs at him*
    Itachi: What the--- *gets hit by pockies and then is unconscious again (sp?)*
    Me: Sasori, kidnap Dr. Phil.
    Sasori: On it. *disappears in smoke*
    Moments later...
    Sasori: *back with Dr. Phil*
    Dr. Phil: Sir, you have serious issues. I am able to help you.
    Sasori: If I got issues, meet this guy. *pushes Dr. Phil and Hidan into room together*
    Me: What will happen? Will Deidara look super cute in his Pikachu costume, or look as ugly as Itachi?
    Itachi: Jerk.
    Me: Will Itachi get fat or REALLY fat from all that pocky?
    Itachi: Jerk wh0re.
    Me: Will Zetsu find it painful when we attempt to take off his fly trap?
    Zetsu: Wh-what?
    Me: What will happen when Dr. Phil and Hidan are in a room together?
    Sasori: World War 3.
    Me: Find out next time on....THE AKATSUKI TALK SHOW 2!!!!!!!~

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    Deidara: *squeals* I hope I'll look really cute! 4laugh
    Me: You're always cute, Deidei-kun. blaugh
    Deidara: O////////O
    Me: Anyways...if ya'll want to send fanmail for the talk show, feel free to do it. Just message meh or somethin'. And spread the word about my akatsuki fanfics on gaia for more fans (not that I don't appreciatte you guys. I love ya! :3 ), Kay kay, buh bye~