• So i was watching Animal planet. Trust me it wasn't planned. I mean who wants to watch a mole for a half an hour? So anyways i was watching this Australlian guy do the stupidest things. I mean he would be so close to the camera i had i feeling i was smelling his stank breath. And he would yell, "LETS GO ON A ADVENTRUE!!! COME ON!! ADVENTRUE TIME!!!!" Then there was this big ol' lake full of crocs and he would say imma jump into this water and see wat happens! And another time wen he said that he was gonna stick his head in a bee hive. He diid it. And all you heard was "GORGEOUS GORGEOUS! OWWWWWW I JUST GOT F@#$ING STUNG BY A BEE!!!!!"

    And then i went to bed. I had a dream he was l3itch slapping a baboon, shoving his wibbles in a horses mouth then hitting it with a lamp. Ever since then i thought Australlians are so f@#$ing funny!!!