• Once apon a time in a land with magical pixie poots lived an elf named SIR FARTSALOT. Sir fartsalot was a young little elf who could crap fire and fart toxic fumes.Sir fartsalot had a small problem.When he talked to girls he would pass gas.The gas was so bad every woman to cross him would suffer a horrid death.Eather their heads would explode or they would slip into a coma from the stinch........the only woman to survive later became mentally reatarted forever.Poor Sir Fartsalot had to stay away from girls as his fathers request.
    One day Sir Fartsalot's father had one last dying wish he said "Son please promise me that you will take gas ex in the future for your gas is the cause of my death"then Sir Fartsalot's father died.5 years later sir fartsalot went to a magicall witch called Big-boob-en-yauga.Big-boob-en-yauga looked in to her magic crystal ball and said "sir fartsalot i see multiplie women surrounding you" then she paused and let out a small gasp "their sniffing your hynie".Sir fartsalot then said "that can't be right".She then said a magic spell "okie monkey zooie noo make his gas smell like cookies!!!!"then sir fartsalot went home farting along the way when all the village women surronded him and said "your magesty your gas smells deliciouse".Then he made a nasty looking face and said"ewww".It was 5 years later when the spell went away.sIR FARTSALOT WAS ABOUT TO GIVE UP WHEN A VILLAGE GIRL NAMED no-nose-ann came up to him.Of cours Sir fartsalot farted but amy was fine.Then he smiled and said "will you marry me?"then they became married and had 2 children (jhonny crapper fartsalot and anna marie sheets alot)they all lived happily ever after