Its been three day sence Itachi found out he was losing his sight, so to cure his problem Leader sent Kakuzu, unwillingly, to buy Itachi some high-quality contacts.
Kakuzu: I dont see why we had to buy the most expensive pair stare
Hidan: Its what Leader wanted, so deal with it dumb s**t.
Itachi comes walking in with his hand hanging out of his cloak
Hidan: Hey Itachi doing that makes you look like a retard xp
Itachi: Bite me.
Itachi stops walking.
Itachi: NO BODY MOVE! *Deidara runs in pushing Itachi over*
Deidara: ARE WE UNDER ATTACK, UN!? (Hey I thought you died neutral )
Itachi: *slowly stands up, franticly looking around* Worse.
Kakuzu: WERE BACKRUPT!! gonk
Hidan: JASHIN IS NO MORE!? gonk
Itachi: A THOUSNAD TIMES WORSE!!!!
Itachi: I droped my contact.
Tobi runs in
Tobi: WE GONNA DIE!!! gonk *runs in circles everywhere*
Itachi: STOP MOVING!! scream *chases him out*
Everyone falls down
Hidan: GOD DAMNIT ITACHI! I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT YOU DUMB ********! scream
Deidara: What a waste, un. stare
Kakuzu: ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS! IF IT BREAKS I WIL HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER ONE! FIND THAT CONTACT!! scream *pulls a magic lever from nowhere*
wahmbulance WARNING WARNING! ABOUT TO LOSE MONEY! wahmbulance
Deidara:. . . . When did we get that, un?
Kakuzu: Just got it, nifty, eh? 3nodding
Hidan: You hav to be shitting be. Doesnt that warning cost money?
Kakuzu: Oh s**t!
Kakuzu goes balistic, making Itachi come back, and starts to rampage and breaks down a wall reveling Kisame in the shower
Kisame:. . . . DO YOU MIND!! scream
To this day, Kakuzu, Deidara, and Hidan have gone blind due to the horor of the sight of Kisame's nudness. But Itcahi was ok because he couldnt see well in the fisrt place.
Lucky son of a b***h xd
- Title: Day of the Blind
- Artist: Devilish Lil Flower13
What happens when two girl get high off of sugar and start to write a story with Kisame, Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Itachi, and Tobi.
Hope you enjoy ^^
By the way, sorry if I made some spelling mistakes. Im German ^^;;;
- Date: 03/06/2009
- Tags: blind akatsuki naruto itachi naked