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Pushing aside the glass door,
I waltzed into the game store.
Looking around with an eager smirk,
I walked towards the store clerk.
Said he as looked at me,
"What be it that you seek to see?"
Puzzled by his awkward phrase,
I stared back blindly, in a daze.
Yet all too soon, I exited soundly
And proffered my yearning, very proudly.
"A new Nintendo Wii;
Be what I seek to see!"
Said I, much too awkwardly,
Feeling rather foolishly.
"A Wii? Why not a 360?"
The nosy clerk asked mockingly.
My resolution did not yield
One Wii's fate, I knew, was sealed.
Thus, I needed a reply
In which, to show a reason why-
Why, I would choose Nintendo's Wii
O'er a measly 360.
Said I, in voice so steady
That I knew my Wii was ready.
"I prefer less graphics
In exchange for gripping classics.
With Metroid, Smash and Zelda
Wii will surely be the alpha.
360's much too technical
Wii strikes me as being personal.
The clerk was clearly shocked
At what I had so cruelly mocked
"Since you hate the 360
I doubt you'd like the PS3."
Looking at him disdainfully,
I yelled this out, defending Wii:
"I will not put my loyalty
In any system but the Wii!"
The clerk stared in perplexity
Thinking, I'd lost my sanity
Eventually, he shook his head
Forgetting what, I had just said
"What color of Wii
Would you like to see?"
Again, he was talking in riddles to me
But this didn't matter: I was getting a Wii!
Therefore, I responded to his question,
And gave him my full undivided attention.
"Platinum," said I,
In a voice full of pride
"I'll be right back, just wait and see!"
The clerk promised resolutely.
And speedily before my eyes
He disappeared, to grab my prize.
Returning back, he handed me
A silvery new Nintendo Wii.
Hastily, I grabbed some games
Too excited to read their names
My hands trembling uncontrollably,
I laid out my hard-earned Wii-money,
Impatiently, I waited for my recepit
Eager to try out my new Nintendo treat.
"Bring this proof of purchase to me,
If you would like me to reimburse your Wii."
The clerk declared, degradingly
Wishing I had bought a PS3.
With indignation, I supplied,
Why my reimbursement would be denied.
"I will not reconsider my Wii
Or trade it in for a PS3!
- Title: My Wii
- Artist: iDator
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Description:
This Is a Poem About My Trip to The Store To Get A Wii.
Note: Somethings Did Not Really Happen. - Date: 07/16/2008
- Tags: wiinintendogame
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Comments (7 Comments)
- _Pajamas_On_Wednesday_ - 02/09/2009
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nerd much?
but dont worry i relate - Report As Spam
- bmw12345673 - 02/08/2009
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- Sparkly Tits - 01/01/2009
- tish is teh nerdest poem eva! i luff it >3
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- XX-Emma Uchiha-XX - 07/16/2008
- I love it! You used commas in a lot of the wrong places though. Even though I'm not fond of the Wii, and I really hate the 360, and only like the PS3, I seriously love the way they're all incorporated in a rhyming sort of way. 5/5.
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- Ryan Russell - 07/16/2008
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lololololololol. rofl.
Alright, I think this reveals gamer nerdiness, but seeing as I am something of a gaming dweeb myself, I must congratulate you on this poem. It was thouroughly entertaining and I hope you don't get too much hate from the X-box and Playstation gamers! - Report As Spam
- Kid0blivion - 07/16/2008
- im with you all the way. Ill NEVER trade any Nintendo stuff for sony. By the way, love the poem.
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- MuNkEy_LuVr - 07/16/2008
- its funny!!!
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