• DEARLY BELOVED..
    THE SENTENCE STARTED
    HAD SOMEONE GOT MARRIED
    WAS SOMEONE DEPARTED?

    THE CROWD HELD IT'S BREATH AS IT LOOKED UP UPON
    THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION WHO JUST HAD GONE
    IT WAS MR. POODLENOODLE THE ELDERS BEST FRIEND
    THE ROUND, CHUBBY FRENCH BULLDOG A LA CROISSANT

    AS OF YESTERDAY HE HAD TODDLED AROUND
    DRAGGING HIS BELLY OVER THE GROUND
    CHASING A STICK THAT NOBODY THREW
    IMAGINARY STICKS IS THE BEST KIND TO CHEW ;D

    IT WAS THE FOUL NEIGHBOUR
    MADAME KRU-EL
    EVERYONE KNEW IT
    NOONE COULD TELL

    AS CHUBBY DOGGY RAN PAST HER PORSCHE
    SHE SPEEDED UP
    DROVE OVER POODLENOODLE
    FLAT AS A MOP

    OLD KELLY JENKINGS
    FOUND CHUBBIES HEAD
    IT WAS TOO LATE
    CHUBBY WAS DEAD