• Mr Dirkin fancies Miss Ross,
    I saw them kissing after school;
    Mr Dirkin is a real dingbat
    But Miss Ross is quite cool.

    What does she see in such a prat
    With his flares and stupid ties?
    She's so lovey with long brown hair
    And beautiful big brown eyes.

    Miss Ross has just started at our school
    And she takes us out to lots of parks
    Whereas Mr Dirkin is head of English,
    Is she going out with him for extra marks?