• As I’m running trying to stay alive,
    I grab old faithful yes the MP5.
    Trying to avoid so soon as to go to heaven,
    I switch to the classic Ak-47.
    Trying not to get shot by Wasabi’s shotgun,
    Next I’ll switch to the US socom.
    I squeeze the trigger 1 pop 2 pop
    Next stop head shot.
    Running through the doors to grab the flag,
    I get shot by a camping hag
    Next time around I take a different path,
    Then I’ll shove my M590 up her a**.
    Watch her existence become not,
    Back to what I originally sought.
    Once again I try and grab the flag,
    But this time my only enemy is a demon called lag.
    Skipping and shooting but I do no hit,
    Here comes a grenade now my world is lit.
    Back to spawn I go where I have already been,
    Only to try to grab that flag once again.