• Hello hello, my darling dear
    Won't you come sit right here?
    No no, I won't bite
    Please don't leave in fright

    These eyes of mine, black as ink?
    What do they see you think?
    Why they see a precious child
    Who has wandered too far into the wild

    But fear not, little one
    I promise by the rising sun
    I shall return you, my dearest
    to your home, so do not fearest

    Come closer now, under my wing
    I shall protect you from the wind's vicious zing
    As soon as it's gone, I promise you this
    I will fly you back, with only one farewell kiss

    There now, don't you see my love,
    How warm it is with me protecting you from above?
    Now now, how about that kiss you promised me?
    It is all fair, don't you agree?

    Just a little peck, on the cheek
    Anything else would be far to chic
    There, that's a lovely thing you are
    Leaning in so close, since I can't reach that far

    Oh, and there is something I must confess
    It's not that I don't love you dear, but I digress
    What I'm about to do is not very kind, despite your alarming cry
    Quite frankly my love, all of this was a lie









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