• I was never told a bigger lie,
    then when I read a fairytale.

    There is a princess, oh such a beautiful princess,
    nay shes a hag, hideous and ugly.

    Off on some journey, a task at hand?
    Nay, a walk to the bathroom.

    Trials and tribulations, Perils galore!
    Nay, I just can't read that word.

    I'll be rescued by the charming prince!
    Nay, better call the police, he stole my purse.

    My handsome prince who loves me dear,
    Nay some useless guy that drinks beer.

    I was never told a bigger lie but,
    truth be told it sounds much fairer.