• How can one not love,
    A man clearly sent from up above?
    A man who is fart obsessed,
    To meet him I’d be truly blessed.
    A man whose eyes are deep chocolate brown,
    When I look in them it’s impossible to frown.
    A man whose cheekbones are up so high,
    They nearly reach the light blue sky.
    A man who’s hair is brown and lush,
    It makes my heart pump and rush.
    A man who’s voice is sincere and strong,
    It makes me want to burst into song.
    A man who’s name is simple but sweet,
    Just saying it is such a treat.
    Johnny Depp is the man I speak of,
    The man for whom I’ve fallen madly in love,
    A man clearly sent from up above.