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November 21 got a lot of things on my mind
I’m looking at a hottie through a new spy satellite
I pick up my cell phone, just about to make the call
So I can tell you if he moves, if he does anything at all
Chorus:
So marry me,
Oh Taylor Lautner
You’re so much hotter
Than that other guy
Sorry Rob,
I want a real man
Real men don’t sparkle
Not part of my plan
I woke up from a dream about a wolf with russet fur
From the look in his eyes I knew it was Jake for sure
He’s hot enough to burn, majestic paws to pound the earth
My legs would run to him but I can’t seem to make them work
Won’t work
Chorus
Will you marry me?
Please marry me
I love you Jacob Black
I love you Jacob Black
Marry me
Please marry me
Chorus x2
- by Ich_Liebe_Deutschland |
- Poetry And Lyrics
- | Submitted on 11/24/2008 |
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- Title: Marry Me
- Artist: Ich_Liebe_Deutschland
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Description:
I was listening to the song Dead Man (Carry Me) by Jars of Clay, and was inspired to write a parody based around my obsession over the character Jacob Black from the Twilight Saga. Now obviously I'm not really quite this obsessed, I exaggerated to make it funnier.
Team Jacob: Because Real Men Don't Sparkle - Date: 11/24/2008
- Tags: marry jacob black twilight team
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Comments (7 Comments)
- ShoppingFanatic - 02/28/2009
- Go team edward!! but nicely done
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- bella858 - 02/12/2009
- lol this is heaps good. Oh n by the way I LOVE TAYLOR !!!!!!!!!!! xD
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- Kassidy Crisis - 12/31/2008
- i can tell that ur seriously obsessed but arent we all?
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- Sexi Wolf Grl - 12/31/2008
- lol i like it!!!! it funny and cute!!! lol
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- Malignant Thoughts - 11/28/2008
- Your my friend I am a hard judge but this was touching, sad in a way hard to understand if your thinking.
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- Mister JaYy - 11/27/2008
- lol its ight i guess?
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- holy psycho - 11/27/2008
- wow that was gay as hell i think that just knocked 5 points off my iq...
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