• A Mouse in Her Room Woke Mrs. Dowed

    A mouse in her room woke Mrs. Dowed;
    She was frightened and screamed very loud,
    Then a happy thought hit her-
    To scare off the critter,
    She sat up in bed and meowed!

    A Careless Zoologist Named Cake

    A careless zoologist named Cake
    Fell into a tropical lake.
    Said a fat alligator
    A few minutes later,
    "Very nice, but I still prefer steak."

    Vegetarian Poem

    Do you carrot all for me?
    My heart beets for you.
    With your radish face,
    You are a peach.
    If we cantaloupe
    Lettuce marry.
    Weed make a swell pear.