• Actual poem -

    Fee Fie Foe Fum!
    I smell the blood of an Englishman!
    Be he live, or be he dead
    I'll grind his bones to make some bread!


    My parody -

    Dee Die Doe Dumb!
    I smell the blood of an English bum!
    Be he live, or be he sped
    I'll steal his money to buy some bread!