• (Sing to the tune of "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses.)
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    Welcome to the Northpole
    We got snow n' game
    Elves got everything you want
    Santa knows your names
    We are the people that can make
    Any present that you need
    If you want that money honey
    You better do good deeds

    In the Northpole
    Welcome to the Northpole
    Watch it make you do good d,d,d,d,,d,d,,d,d,d,,d,d,,d deeds, deeds
    I wanna hear you say please

    Welcome to the Northpole
    Santa knows the way
    The good kid list he's gunna read
    Call this device a sleigh
    Your a very spoiled child
    That's very hard to please
    You can taste the egg nog
    But you won't get nothing from me
    In the Northpole
    Welcome to the Northpole
    See my, my, my sleigh team
    I, I wanna hear a please

    Welcome to the Northpole
    It gets cold here everyday
    Ya learn to live like a reindeer
    In the Northpole where we play
    If you got a hunger for that candy
    You'll have it eventually
    You can have anything you want
    But you better first say please

    At christmas time you never
    Ever want to frown, to frown, to frown, to frown YEAH!

    You know where you are
    You're in the Northpole baby
    You're gonna have pie
    In the Northpole
    Welcome to the Northpole
    Watch it make you do good d,d,d,d,,d,d,,d,d,d,,d,d,,d deeds, deeds
    In the Northpole
    Welcome to the Northpole
    See my, my, my sleigh team
    In the Northpole
    Welcome to the Northpole
    Watch it make you do good d,d,d,d,,d,d,,d,d,d,,d,d,,d deeds, deeds
    In the Northpole
    Welcome to the Northpole
    Watch it make you do your

    It's gunna make you say please
    ]Ho! Ho! Ho!