• I am santa and as you can guess
    i really am not some big pudgy mess

    if i was ho could it be
    that i fit into your chimney

    if you laugh at me in such a way
    oh my a spot on the naughty list for you i say

    so this year please dont leave me cookies
    just some extra carrots please

    I seem to put on some weight at the end
    and let me tell you i have no way to defend

    when my wife sees me with some extra weight
    she puts absolutely nothing on my plate