• Everyone Gather 'Round There's Been A Terrible Death.

    I'm very sad to announce that we've lost Terance Mcbeth.

    Although he was a kind man,and he never did complain,

    I've discovered someone had caused a massive amount of swelling in his brain.

    I will not lie to you when I say I wished him dead,

    So i took a six inch mallet and struck him in the head.

    When i said it was terrible,I meant, terrible for you.

    It was actually quite a laugh to see him with a face of blue.

    So everyone gather 'round,there's been a wonderful death.

    I'm happy to announce that I have murdered Terance Mcbeth.